WARNING! There're a lot of spoilers, so if you didn't end this game don't read it! Spoilers about KotOR can destroy much fun of play- unfortunally I know something about it.
That's a collection of quotes, whitch in my opinion are the best. I choose them from Wikiquotes set. If you want to find more quotes go through this link.
QUOTES
Jolee Bindo: Oh, I get it. Let's play with the old man's head, is it? He's half-senile, he'll forget I said anything! Wait uh, what was this about, anyway?[Revan is attempting to join the Sith Academy. Yuthura asks who his companions are]
Revan: Er... It's nothing, just my slaves.
[Jolee plays along]
Jolee Bindo: My hearing's not so good. I'm just pleased my nice master doesn't beat me so much anymore, yes sir.
[HK-47 playing along]
HK-47: Statement: Just a simple droid here, ma'am. Nothing to see. Move along.
Yuthura Ban: There's something odd about these slaves of yours.
HK-47: Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master.
Revan: You don't need to call me master, you know.
HK-47: Query: Don't I? I was under the assumption that organic meatbags such as yourself enjoyed such forms of address.
Revan: "Organic meatbags?"
HK-47: Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such.
Revan: You just called me a meatbag again!
HK-47: Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea...
Revan: Neither do I, come to think of it...
HK-47: Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still...
Revan: I survive. Somehow.
HK-47: Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?
Revan: Whoa, slow down there. Yes, I did purchase you...
HK-47: Explanation: Then you qualify as my master and I must refer to you as such. The legal requirements for models of my type are very specific, master.
Revan: What legal requirements do you mean?
HK-47: Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally.
Revan: I don't think 'killee' is a word.
HK-47: Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assasination droid... not a dictionary!
HK-47: Commentary: How would you like to be the wholly-owned servant to an organic meatbag? It's demeaning! If, uh, you weren't one yourself, I mean...
Revan: Demeaning, is it?
HK-47: Clarification: Err... perhaps I did not mean it *quite* like that, master. I mean... while an artificial life-form is superior...
Revan: You're not making it any better.
HK-47: Commentary: I mean... nice human, goo-oood human...
Revan: Gamorrean pig-man!
Carth Onasi: Oh, ouch. I think you hurt my man-feelings with that one.
Mercenary: There's something out there... it got the other submersible already.
HK-47: Suggestion: Perhaps we could dismember the organic? It would make it easier for transport to the surface.
Mercenary: Hey! Y-you... you can't rip me to pieces! I'll die!
HK-47: Amendment: I did forget that. Stupid, frail, non-compartmentalized meatbags!
Jolee Bindo: I didn't say I left the Jedi Order. IT left ME.
Freyyr: [injured] Please human, will you help me? I'm dying...
Revan: [dark side response] You are not worthy! Why should I help you, weakling?
Jolee Bindo: Nice... REAL nice. Maybe later we can find some insects to pull the legs off of, hmm?
HK-47: Can I break his neck now master? It's been a long time fantasy of mine...
Revan: Maybe later...
HK-47: Did you hear that meatbag? "I'LL BE BACK!"
Yuka Laka: Err, well... ah...
Mission Vao: Hey, Bastila. Have you ever used the Force just for fun? You know, trip up some jerk who's ticking you off?
Bastila Shan: I would never use the Force for such petty and trivial revenge. The mere thought of it is preposterous!
Mission Vao: Aww come on, there's gotta be times when you've thought about it. Don't be so stuck up, you can tell me!
Bastila Shan: I am NOT stuck up, I merely have the years of Jedi training to realize how childish such an act would be.
Mission Vao: Childish? Is that a crack about my age? You ain't much older than me, miss "high and mighty"! Just 'cause you're some Jedi, doesn't mean you can be a prissy little -
[Bastila uses the Force to knock Mission to the ground, who promptly stands back up]
Mission Vao: What the - ? Hey! That wasn't funny!
Bastila Shan: I have no idea what you're talking about, Mission. Let us move on, and please, do try to be less clumsy in the future.
[Talking about Juhani's past]
Juhani: The Jedi, they were almost... like gods...
Revan: Damn straight! I DO look divine!
[Speaking with a Jawa who refers to 'Ghosts in the desert']
Hk-47: Explanation: two per cent probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master.
Carth Onasi: One nasty surprise! Check!
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